Yeah, so, last week on Facebook I had a status that said, “Sonia Mansfield will show you on the doll where the bad man touched her.”
I thought it was hilarious. Some people said it was funny, while other people told me it made them cringe (which really makes it even funnier in my book).
So anyway, it got me thinking about the least popular Facebook status messages. Here’s 10 that I came up with, but keep in mind that I’m saying they are unpopular, so just save your “I’m offended” emails and comments.
_____________ is suffering from an outbreak.
_____________ was touched by an uncle.
_____________ wants the terrorists to win.
_____________ thinks Jay Leno is hilarious.
_____________ doesn’t give a shit about Dafur.
_____________ thinks breast cancer isn’t all bad.
_____________ doesn’t know who her real father is.
_____________ thinks people suffering from depression just need to rub some dirt on it and walk it off.
_____________ has this strange rash.
_____________ thinks homeless people are just lazy.