Yeah, so, every day mighty, mighty good man plays this game with the Spawn.
“Where’s mommy?
Calvin points at me.
“Where’s Homer?”
The Boy points at the dog.
“Where’s your belly?”
He points at his belly.
“Where’s the cylon?”
He points at this little Battlestar Galactica figure we have on the DVD shelf.

Then they push the button, and it says something like “Cylon raiders are in formation” or something.
In other words, The Boy is a nerd in training.

Pouting at the Oakland Zoo.

This hat was $15, so we didn’t buy it. Instead, I made The Boy wear it for a quick photo, and then I ran out of the store.
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The Sonia Show is about a girl who likes to write, eat, drink, talk smack, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, feed her unhealthy obsession with pop culture, mock motherhood, do yoga, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, talk about TV, listen in on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, add things to her ever-expanding Shit List, and post personal things about herself on the web for all to read, which makes her some sort of literary exhibitionist.