Tag Archives: breast cancer
Fuck you, cancer
Yeah, so, fuck you, cancer. RIP MCA! You will be missed. I was, still am, a huge, huge, HUGE fan. Seriously, fuck you, cancer. I hope you get cancer and die, cancer.
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Playing politics with breast cancer
Yeah, so, I had no idea that breast cancer was a political issue. The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation has halted grants to Planned Parenthood for breast cancer screenings. According to the Associated Press: “Planned Parenthood says the … Continue reading
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Who has two thumbs and still doesn’t have cancer? This girl right here.
Yeah, so, I still don’t have breast cancer. I got a mammogram last week, and yesterday I received word that I’m still in the clear. Fuck yeah! Suck on that, cancer! I won’t lie: I was a little nervous about … Continue reading
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Breast Cancer Awareness Ribbon Fail
Yeah, so, I received a menu in the mail today from Twin Peaks Pizza. Please take note of the pink Breast Cancer Awareness ribbon. That’s great, right? Well, sort of. Raising breast cancer awareness is always great. When a business … Continue reading
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Let’s talk about boobs
Yeah, so, normally I wouldn’t allow myself to be filmed in my post-pregnancy state, because I am horrified by the amount of weight I’ve put on; however, this was for a good cause. My brother-in-law Tony Hicks and his fabulous … Continue reading
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Breastfeeding is for suckers
Yeah, so, I haven’t even given birth yet, but apparently I’m already a bad mom. You see, I’m not going to breastfeed. Dun, dun, DUN! Yeah. I said it. Apparently, not breastfeeding the spawn makes me the new Casey Anthony. … Continue reading
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Emotional scars
Yeah, so, I have scars from having breast cancer. I’m not talking about the obvious scars such as the mastectomy scar on my left breast or the scar in my left armpit where they removed a sentinel node for biopsy. … Continue reading
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Happy cancerversary!
Yeah, so, this weekend was my cancerversay. I can’t believe I forgot, but I’m glad I did. Happy cancerversary, breast cancer. To celebrate our special day, I’m going to make a donation to Susan G. Komen for the Cure. You’re … Continue reading
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I’m like Carrot Top but my prop is cancer
Yeah, so, IGN is asking a very serious question: “Can Cancer Be Funny?“ Of course, all the entertainment sites are pondering this question because of the new Showtime series, “The Big C,” starring Laura Linney. I haven’t seen the show … Continue reading
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The hurt knocker
Yeah, so, since I was diagnosed with the dreaded knocker sickness almost a year ago I have listened to countless women offer up their excuses for why they haven’t gotten a mammogram. “I’m busy.” “That’s for old ladies.” “I don’t … Continue reading
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