Open Letter to Carrie Prejean

Dear Carrie Prejean,
Please stop talking. I know you are doing the media rounds promoting your new book; a book that I’m sure you didn’t write nor will you ever read. Still, I beg you to just shut the hell up. Between your book tour and Sarah Palin’s book tour, I can’t read the news right [...]

Warning: This asparagus may contain asparagus

 
Wait! This asparagus doesn’t have asparagus in it, does it? I’m allergic to asparagus.
Dun dun dun!

Back in my day, MTV played something called ‘music videos’

Yeah, so, David and I watched a little bit of the MTV Video Music Awards last night. I was surprised by how many of the songs I knew. Yay me! I’m relevant. Of course, I hadn’t seen most of the videos, because MTV doesn’t play music videos anymore. At this point, MTV is only qualified [...]

Beavis! Beavis!

Yeah, so, I totally miss Beavis and Butthead. Since “King of the Hill” got canceled” I think Mike Judge should think about making new episodes …

more about ““Film Forum with Beavis and Butthead”…“, posted with vodpod

Open Letter to the Kardashians

Dear Kardashian Family:
I was just wondering … why are you famous again? Why do I keep seeing your name in the headlines? What have you done? Did you invent something? Make a great movie? Write a terrific book? Anything?
From what I have gathered, one of you made a sex tape and the rest of you [...]

Fun with phones

Yeah, so, our friend Katherine forgot her phone when she came to our kick-ass apartment warming party on Saturday night.
I didn’t want her to worry about her phone, so I took some photos to let her know what it was up to:

Stirrup pants? Really?

Yeah, so, seriously?

When did stirrup pants become cool again? Come on! Seriously!?

Wedding crashers

Yeah, so, I can’t believe my little brother is getting married tomorrow.
Eric and Marlina are gettin’ hitched at a winery in Suisun City. Very exciting. David and I are staying in a hotel out that way. I’m thinking we will head out that way a little early and check out the winery before the big [...]

I hella mock Oakland

Yeah, so, visit Oak Land! It’s hella rad!

I prefer Little Pizza, too.

The Sonia Show takes a ride on the Muni Diaries

Yeah, so, one of my recent Muni rides has made it on to the fabulous website Muni Diaries, a very cool site that chronicles totally true stories of riding on SF’s public transportation system.
Click here for the story about David and myself and the G-string Diva who gave a free show on the train.
Enjoy!