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Rejected Yankee Candle Scents
Yeah, so, Yankee Candle has created a line of candles aimed at men. The fact that these candles aimed at men are not called Mandles is a huge fail on Yankee Candles’ part. You fuckin’ blew it, Yankee Candle. According … Continue reading
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Here’s a money-saving tip for you
Yeah, so, you know how on the cover of every women’s magazine there’s a headline that says something like, “That Actress in That Movie You Like or Reality Show Reject Shares Her Dieting Tips.” Spoiler alert! The dieting tips are … Continue reading
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Mitt picking
Yeah, so, I heard Mitt Romney’s New Hampshire primary victory speech on the way home from work tonight, and all I kept thinking about was this scene from “Sixteen Candles.” Congratulations, Mitt. You are the king of the dip shits.
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Twitter thinks I’m fat and other random thoughts
Yeah, so, I’ve got a bunch of random things to say that are not worthy of a full blog post, so here you go: Someone should tell Newt Gingrich that the presidential race has cancer so he will leave it. … Continue reading
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20 songs for Michele Bachmann’s presidential campaign
Yeah, so, it saddens me that the only women considering running for president are dum dums such as Bachmann and Sarah Palin. I’ve made my feelings about Sarah Palin very clear here. She doesn’t give a shit about this country. … Continue reading
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Our song
Yeah, so, David and I have been having a lot of back and forth about what song should play for our first dance at our wedding. Apparently, David doesn’t think “Pour Some Sugar on Me” is appropriate for a first … Continue reading
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Amy Winehouse vs. Her Boob Job
Yeah, so, is Amy Winehouse‘s body rejecting her new breast implants or are the breast implants rejecting her? Just wondering.
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Fun with High School David and Sonia
Yeah, so, today David and I were cleaning up the apartment when I found this high school photo of David. I am convinced that High School David would not have dated High School Sonia, who did not go out on … Continue reading
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When a man loves a woman
Yeah, so, I asked David if the lyrics to “When a Man Loves a Woman” are true. Me: “Would you turn your back on your best friend if he put me down?” David: “Well, it would depend on what he … Continue reading
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