Posts Tagged as ‘ifmagazine.com’

March 23, 2009

President Obama Joins the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S TONIGHT SHOW APPEARANCE HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS THIS WEEK
Everyone should all get down on their knees and pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and/or the significant lord of their choosing for the following pop culture saviors and sinners. Can we get an amen?
* President Barack Obama went [...]

March 9, 2009

Rihanna & Chris Brown Join the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: RIHANNA TAKING BACK CHRIS BROWN HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS THIS WEEK
Let us pray. iF’s column worships at the snarky altar of entertainment, gossip and other sinful pleasures.
* Singer Rihanna has taken back her Ike Turner-channeling boyfriend, singer Chris Brown, despite the fact that he is facing two felony charges for [...]

March 1, 2009

Robert Pattinson & Paris Hilton join the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: ROBERT PATTINSON’S RUN IN WITH PARIS HILTON HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS THIS WEEK

* Apparently, Paris Hilton is in heat again, and she’s all about TWILIGHT hunk Robert Pattinson. The “actress/singer” and human petri dish was stalking Robert all over an Oscar party last week. Don’t do it, Robert! She’s like [...]

February 16, 2009

Chris Brown Joins the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: CHRIS BROWN’S ARREST HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS THIS WEEK
Let us pray. iF’s column worships at the snarky altar of entertainment, gossip and other sinful pleasures

Everyone should all get down on their knees and pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and/or the significant lord of their choosing for Kate Hudson, Mickey [...]

February 9, 2009

Christian Bale Joins the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: CHRISTIAN BALE’S RANT APOLOGY HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS THIS WEEK
Let us pray. iF’s column worships at the snarky altar of entertainment, gossip and other sinful pleasures

Everyone should all get down on their knees and pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and/or the significant lord of their choosing for Jennifer Aniston, [...]

February 2, 2009

Jessica Simpson Joins the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: JESSICA SIMPSON’S WEIGHT GAIN HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS THIS WEEK
Let us pray. iF’s column worships at the snarky altar of entertainment, gossip and other sinful pleasures
Everyone should all get down on their knees and pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and/or the significant lord of their choosing for Jessica Simpson, [...]

January 25, 2009

American Idol joins the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: ‘AMERICAN IDOL’ HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS THIS WEEK
Everyone should all get down on their knees and pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and/or the significant lord of their choosing for Katy Perry, George Clooney, THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON and these other pop culture saviors and sinners. Can we [...]

January 19, 2009

John Mayer joins the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: JOHN MAYER’S NEW SHOW HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS THIS WEEK
Let us pray. iF’s column worships at the snarky altar of entertainment, gossip and other sinful pleasures

Everyone should all get down on their knees and pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and/or the significant lord of their choosing for Oprah Winfrey, [...]

December 15, 2008

Jennifer Aniston Joins the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: JENNIFER ANISTON’S NUDE MAGAZINE COVER HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS
iF’s column worships at the snarky altar of entertainment, gossip and other sinful pleasures. Can we get an amen?
We should all get down on our knees and pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and/or the significant lord of your choosing for Oprah, [...]

November 10, 2008

Taylor Swift Joins the Cult of Pop Culture

Cult of Pop Culture: TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING DUMPED BY A JONAS BROTHER HAS US PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS THIS WEEK

iF’s column worships at the snarky altar of entertainment, gossip and other sinful pleasures. Can we get an amen?
We should all get down on our knees and pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and/or the significant lord [...]