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Posts Tagged as ‘in the cube’
September 4, 2009
Breast cancer club
Yeah, so, the first rule of breast cancer club is you talk about breast cancer club.
It’s kinda unavoidable.
When I first found the lump and was going through mammograms and ultrasounds, I didn’t really tell anyone. I didn’t want to worry people for nothing. I was so sure it was just a cyst. When I got [...]
June 22, 2009
Flip flopping on these flip flops
Yeah, so, this morning one of my coworkers was showing off his new flip flops. They are comfy flip flops AND a bottle opener!
I kinda don’t know what to think about that.
The Logical Girl in me thinks it is gross — sticking something to the bottom of your shoe that you are going to put [...]
June 19, 2009
Rube in the cube
Yeah, so, this is how silly my life in my cube has become: They refilled the vending machine today, and I got all bummed because there are no CornNuts.
CORRRNNNUTTSSS! [clutching throat]
I’m serious. This is quite a disappointment to me. It’s probably for the best. I don’t really need to be eating CornNuts.
Today, my friend and [...]
June 4, 2009
‘Unfortunately, you are that table’
Yeah, so, my employer is all about company pride, so they are having all of us order sweatshirts, T-shirts, etc., with the company logo on it.
I didn’t want some ugly shirt or sweatshirt that I would just stick in a drawer and only wear to bed, so I was quite careful with my ordering. I [...]
March 27, 2009
Breakroom mysteries
Yeah, so, I was in the breakroom and I took a gander at the vending machine. Usually, I steer clear of the vending machine. It’s filled with sugar, and I don’t need help being hyper. I must confess that I have, on two separate occasions, bought some CornNuts.
CORNNUTS! [Grabs throat and keels over]
So anyway, I [...]
March 13, 2009
Weight and see
Yeah, so, I’m feeling like a complete jerkstore.
Some coworkers in my office are doing a weight loss challenge, and they were kind enough to ask me to join. I politely declined, which made me feel like a real ass.
I tried to explain that I lost some weight last year, and I feel like I’m at [...]
March 12, 2009
Everyone’s a TV critic …
Yeah, so, sometimes I put a little too much thought into television.
This morning, I was chatting with some coworkers about “American Idol.” I went on this rant about the new rule, which allows the judges to have veto power. It went something like this:
“I think giving the judges veto power is a bad move. The [...]
March 6, 2009
The secret vegetarian strikes back
Yeah, so, I went to lunch with my two office buddies today and, just to prove to them that I am not a secret vegetarian I ordered a big, fat burger at Barney’s with a side order of curly fries.
Shhhh, don’t tell anyone, but here’s the thing: Barney’s had some really tasty-looking garden burgers on [...]
March 4, 2009
The secret vegetarian strikes again
Yeah, so, today’s lunch of brown rice and green beans has added fuel to the office rumor that I’m a secret vegetarian.
I walked into the breakroom to warm up my lunch.
Coworker: “Is there any meat in there?”
Me: “Ummm, no. But I eat meat I swear!”
Coworker: “I think you are a liar. Just admit you are [...]
