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Playing politics with breast cancer
Yeah, so, I had no idea that breast cancer was a political issue. The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation has halted grants to Planned Parenthood for breast cancer screenings. According to the Associated Press: “Planned Parenthood says the … Continue reading
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You didn’t get me an iPhone?! I hate you! I hate you!
Yeah, so, there should be a note posted before Buzzfeed’s story titled “People Who Didn’t Get What They Wanted for Christmas” that says, “Warning: Content will make you hate the world and weep for the future.” Basically, it’s a collection … Continue reading
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Why I won’t be seeing ‘War Horse’
Yeah, so, mighty, mighty good man David and I are hoping to get out and see some movies soon, because there are a few playing in theaters right now that we really want to see. “The Muppets,” “Hugo,” “The Artist:” … Continue reading
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Scoop: The Occupy Michelle Duggar’s Uterus protest
Yeah, so, I don’t get why any woman would want to have 20 kids. I just had one and that’s enough for me. Today’s Scoop is about the Duggards and their herd from “19 Kids and Counting.” The mother is … Continue reading
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Scoop: Lindsay goes to jail for about a minute and other things
Yeah, so, I’m having a blast writing the Scoop. I basically sit on the couch, drink wine or coffee and think of ways to make fun of celebrities. I do that for free every day. At least this way I … Continue reading
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20 songs for Michele Bachmann’s presidential campaign
Yeah, so, it saddens me that the only women considering running for president are dum dums such as Bachmann and Sarah Palin. I’ve made my feelings about Sarah Palin very clear here. She doesn’t give a shit about this country. … Continue reading
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The Westboro Baptist Church is going to hell
Yeah, so, I’m really happy that mighty, mighty good man David and I are leaving for Paris in a few weeks for our long-awaited honeymoon, because things around here are getting pretty bad. First of all, the biggest assholes on … Continue reading
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ABC should make Bristol Palin the next ‘Bachelorette’
Yeah, so, I think ABC should make Bristol Palin the next “Bachelorette.” You’re welcome, ABC, for the programming idea. If ABC doesn’t want to do that, then maybe NBC would like to make her the new host of “The Tonight … Continue reading
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Hey, remember when we went to the World Series?
Yeah, so, David and I went to the World Series last night. We got to watch the San Francisco Giants execute the Texas Rangers like they were a mentally retarded man on Death Row, 11-7. It was awesome. Of course, … Continue reading
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Your vs. you’re
Yeah, so, I’m sure you’ve read all about that gun-wielding guy who was holding hostages at the Discovery Channel headquarters, right? “Among his demands: ‘Saving what’s left of the non-human wildlife by decreasing the human population’ and taking shows that … Continue reading
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