Tag Archives: Rants
The Taxman can suck it
Yeah, so, we have to pay taxes this year — and not just a little bit of taxes, but a sizable amount. I thought the Spawn was supposed to be a tax deduction. You mean I’m going through this whole … Continue reading
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Daddy, oh
Yeah, so, one of the things I hate about being a mom is the bad rep that dads seem to get. I don’t know how many articles I’ve read that assume the dad is a clueless dope when it comes … Continue reading
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Can you hear me now, Verizon Wireless?
Yeah, so, I’m not much of a bargain hunter. I get this from my dad. The Man sees things he wants, and he buys it. “I’m here. I want this. I’m buying it. I’m not going to bargain hunt. My … Continue reading
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Put this in your queue
Yeah, so, I think the people who are threatening to quit Netflix over a $6 price hike a whiny crybabies. This is an unpopular sentiment. I fully expect people to leave angry comments calling me all kinds of names in … Continue reading
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Open letter to Destination Maternity
Yeah, so, I have written a little letter to Destination Maternity: Dear Destination Maternity, When I order something on a Friday morning and click the box for two-day delivery, I expect my order to arrive on Monday; not end of … Continue reading
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SF apartment owners: Give dogs a chance
Yeah, so, why do apartment owners hate dogs? David and I are going to have to move eventually into a bigger apartment with the little spawn on the way, so we are casually checking the apartment listings in San Francisco. … Continue reading
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ABC should make Bristol Palin the next ‘Bachelorette’
Yeah, so, I think ABC should make Bristol Palin the next “Bachelorette.” You’re welcome, ABC, for the programming idea. If ABC doesn’t want to do that, then maybe NBC would like to make her the new host of “The Tonight … Continue reading
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year, dammit!
Yeah, so, why is KOIT-FM playing Christmas music already? It’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Did they start right after Halloween? I know you guys don’t listen to the radio, but I do. I’m totally old school. Also, my 8-track player … Continue reading
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If Bristol Palin wins ‘Dancing with the Stars’ then the terrorists have won
Yeah, so, I don’t care about “Dancing with the Stars.” There, I said it. I really don’t. I haven’t watched one episode of that show. Yet, thanks to every entertainment and gossip site, I am constantly aware of who is … Continue reading
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How was your strip?
Yeah, so, I went to Thunder Down Under. For those of you who don’t know what that is, allow me to explain … it’s like Chippendales except with Australian accents. I think so, anyway. Actually, I have no idea what … Continue reading
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