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This billboard makes me want to drink and drive
Yeah, so, this is the horrible billboard in San Francisco that I’m forced to look at every day on my way home from work when I getting off the Bay Bridge. Pitbull and Bud Light? Finally! Two sucky things that … Continue reading
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Rejected Yankee Candle Scents
Yeah, so, Yankee Candle has created a line of candles aimed at men. The fact that these candles aimed at men are not called Mandles is a huge fail on Yankee Candles’ part. You fuckin’ blew it, Yankee Candle. According … Continue reading
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The Taxman can suck it
Yeah, so, we have to pay taxes this year — and not just a little bit of taxes, but a sizable amount. I thought the Spawn was supposed to be a tax deduction. You mean I’m going through this whole … Continue reading
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Spoiler alert! The Bachelor is kind of a jerk
Yeah, so, I love free booze. Good buddy Kate is the big boss at a wine publication, so she scored free tickets to the Chronicle’s wine competition public tasting on Saturday at Fort Mason. Of course she invited me because … Continue reading
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Here’s a money-saving tip for you
Yeah, so, you know how on the cover of every women’s magazine there’s a headline that says something like, “That Actress in That Movie You Like or Reality Show Reject Shares Her Dieting Tips.” Spoiler alert! The dieting tips are … Continue reading
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Scoop: The Occupy Michelle Duggar’s Uterus protest
Yeah, so, I don’t get why any woman would want to have 20 kids. I just had one and that’s enough for me. Today’s Scoop is about the Duggards and their herd from “19 Kids and Counting.” The mother is … Continue reading
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Scoop: Lindsay goes to jail for about a minute and other things
Yeah, so, I’m having a blast writing the Scoop. I basically sit on the couch, drink wine or coffee and think of ways to make fun of celebrities. I do that for free every day. At least this way I … Continue reading
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Scoop: ‘Twilight,’ Lohan and creepy Brett Ratner
Yeah, so, I’m writing a lot about Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian these days. When I was writing the Scoop five years ago it was all about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Whatever happened to them anyway? My goal is … Continue reading
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Everybody Scoops
Yeah, so, the Scoop has arrived. I was worried that my take on the Scoop would be too mean-spirited for the SF Examiner. The tone is no different than it was five years ago, but they’ve had another writer since … Continue reading
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The first rule of ‘Playboy Club’ is you don’t talk about ‘Playboy Club’
Yeah, so, The San Francisco Board of Supervisors has finally decided to tackle the really serious problems of The City. The homeless problem? No. Crime? Nope. Getting public transportation to run on time? Don’t be crazy. Banning Happy Meals. San … Continue reading
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