Tag Archives: Television
Spending quality time with my DVR
Yeah, so, I’ve spent a good part of my week trapped under a sick baby. It’s OK to be jealous. The Boy got a cold on Monday, and I spent half of Monday and pretty much all day Tuesday and … Continue reading
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Spoiler alert! The Bachelor is kind of a jerk
Yeah, so, I love free booze. Good buddy Kate is the big boss at a wine publication, so she scored free tickets to the Chronicle’s wine competition public tasting on Saturday at Fort Mason. Of course she invited me because … Continue reading
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Where’s the BBC in BBC America?
Yeah, so, what’s the deal with BBC America? I thought the whole idea of BBC America was that TV viewers in America got to see what’s on the BBC, but every time I check to see what’s on, it’s showing … Continue reading
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Crying about zombies
Yeah, so, two months ago I pushed the Spawn out of my uterus. So I’m wondering, how long can I blame things on hormones? Do I have to stop now? Can I use that excuse for another week? Another month? … Continue reading
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Scoop: The Occupy Michelle Duggar’s Uterus protest
Yeah, so, I don’t get why any woman would want to have 20 kids. I just had one and that’s enough for me. Today’s Scoop is about the Duggards and their herd from “19 Kids and Counting.” The mother is … Continue reading
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Scoop: ‘Twilight,’ Lohan and creepy Brett Ratner
Yeah, so, I’m writing a lot about Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian these days. When I was writing the Scoop five years ago it was all about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Whatever happened to them anyway? My goal is … Continue reading
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Maternity leave TV
Yeah, so, maternity leave is awesome. I spend my days eating bon-bons and watching my stories. And by “bon-bons” I mean green grapes and by “stories” I mean “Law & Order” reruns. I have been getting the house ready for … Continue reading
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The first rule of ‘Playboy Club’ is you don’t talk about ‘Playboy Club’
Yeah, so, The San Francisco Board of Supervisors has finally decided to tackle the really serious problems of The City. The homeless problem? No. Crime? Nope. Getting public transportation to run on time? Don’t be crazy. Banning Happy Meals. San … Continue reading
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The Parents Television Council is evil
Yeah, so, it’s no secret that I really hate the Parents Television Council. I really, really hate them. They are a bunch of controlling assholes, who think they should get to decide what we all get to watch on TV. … Continue reading
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Why do I know that?
Yeah, so, I’ve mentioned here before that I have a brain packed with useless knowledge. Actually, maybe “useless” is too strong. This knowledge comes in handy when playing Trivial Pursuit or participating in some pub quiz. Maybe “random” is the … Continue reading
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