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Happy Anniversary!
Yeah, so, remember two years ago when I totally got married? That was awesome.
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Face huggers and rainbows
Yeah, so, I have been thinking about buying this for The Boy. It’s a plush toy from the movie “Aliens.” Adorable, right? I’m thinking I could put it on Calvin’s face when he cries. What? Oh, the line to report … Continue reading
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Humm Baby!
Yeah, so, we took The Boy to his first San Francisco Giants game on Sunday. Sadly, the Giants didn’t win, but perhaps that is for the best. It is important that Calvin learn early what it’s really like to be … Continue reading
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Jesus Squeaks
Yeah, so, mighty, mighty good man David likes to go PetSmart and buy holiday-related chew toys for Homer after the holiday because they are so cheap. He’s smart. Homer doesn’t give a shit if you give him a Santa toy … Continue reading
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One fine day
Yeah, so, Saturday was just one of those days. I mean that in a good way. The Spawn woke up at 7 a.m. We could hear him on the baby monitor babbling to himself. It’s pretty damn cute, and I … Continue reading
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It’s the stuff dreams are made of
Yeah, so, yesterday when I got home from work there was a package for David on the doorstep. We get a lot of packages. I figured David bought another German boardgame or it was another beer of the month delivery, … Continue reading
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Three years
Yeah, so, three years ago I went on a date with some guy my friend set me up with. Now, that guy and I have asked my sister to babysit our Spawn so we can go out to dinner to … Continue reading
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He’s a mighty, mighty good man
Yeah, so, there’s a reason I refer to David as “mighty, mighty good man David.” It’s because he really is a mighty, mighty good man. I’ve written a lot of bitchy stuff about being knocked up on this blog. You, … Continue reading
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David whipped out his wiener to a group of old ladies … again
Yeah, so, I think there is one thing everyone can agree on. Whether you are Republican or Democrat; evangelical Christian or atheist, Captain Kirk or Captain Picard: We can call agree that naughty puppets are comedy gold. Last night mighty, … Continue reading
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Third watch
Yeah, so, we’re in the home stretch. Third trimester. Along with being closer to spawn’s arrival, the third trimester will bring more abdominal and back aches, more intense kicks and punches from spawn, and serious huffing and puffing when I … Continue reading
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