The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Rube in the cube


Yeah, so, this is how silly my life in my cube has become: They refilled the vending machine today, and I got all bummed because there are no CornNuts.

CORRRNNNUTTSSS! [clutching throat]

I’m serious. This is quite a disappointment to me. It’s probably for the best. I don’t really need to be eating CornNuts.

Today, my friend and former coworker Robert tweeted five funny people on Twitter that people should follow. He listed me as well as Kathy Griffin, Hal Sparks, Rainn Wilson and Jimmy Fallon. That’s flattering, but I’m not nearly as funny as Kathy Griffin, Hal Sparks and Rainn Wilson …

So anyway, mighty, mighty good man David and I are going to the Giants game tonight to, hopefully, watch them destroy Texas. No offense, Texans, but your state sucks even more than ours. Suck it, Rangers!

The game will be fun, but I sure wish this guy was going to be there …

I hate myself for loving you, Crazy Crab

I hate myself for loving you, Crazy Crab


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

2 thoughts on “Rube in the cube

  1. Ode to the Home Team’s Crabby Talisman

    Oh, Crazy Crab,

    how I miss thee…

    Others may have boo’d,

    and insisted you be

    cracked and dipped in drawn butter.

    But your crustacean

    antics buoyed

    the home team,

    despite it’s play being utter


    (poetry, this is not)

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