Dear Kardashian Family:
I was just wondering … why are you famous again? Why do I keep seeing your name in the headlines? What have you done? Did you invent something? Make a great movie? Write a terrific book? Anything?
From what I have gathered, one of you made a sex tape and the rest of you are famous because you are related to that someone who made a sex tape. Have I got that right?
I care about you even less than Jon & Kate Plus 8, and I didn’t know that was possible.
The Sonia Show