Dear Single Ladies,
Karl Rove is officially single.
I know, right? Gross!
It’s disgusting to think that someone was married to that evil bastard, and it’s even worse to think he’s out there dating. Can you imagine what Karl Rove’s Match.com profile would be like?
“I like dividing the country along party lines, taking away basic rights for American citizens and mountain biking. Oh, and no fatties, please!”
Karl Rove is one of those lying, pathetic douchebags who rails against gay marriage with sorry-ass lines about “the sanctity of marriage” while he files for divorce. I’m sure he will find a way to blame the demise of his marriage on gay marriage … or the Obama administration.
Single ladies, please don’t date Karl Rove.
He is a bad person. He is an evil person. This man does not deserve love, affection or sex. He deserves to lead a lonely, sad life. He is not an attractive man, nor does he have a good personality, so if you are dating him it’s purely for his money and his notoriety. Is dating Karl Rove worth your soul?
And, seriously, Karl Rove? You could do better anyway.
The Sonia Show