Yeah, so, I think Sarah Palin is a bitch.
There. I said it. I’m not sorry.
Angry Palin supporters, no need to comment. You won’t be changing my mind. And anyone who comments that I’m a traitor to my gender by calling her a bitch is a big ol’ tool. The truth is Sarah Palin is a bitch. There’s no “Oh, well, if a man was saying what she is saying …” going on here. If a man was saying what she is saying I would write a blog calling him a bitch, too.
As you know, the half-term former governor of Alaska spoke at the Tea Party gathering this weekend. She totally cares about America, everyone … for the right price, and that price was $100,000. A ticket to see her speech cost hundreds of dollars. Guess what? If you can afford hundreds of dollars to see Sarah Palin, then you are doing just fine, so stop your bitching about the economy.
So anyway, I was perfectly content to ignore the whole Palin speech and the Tea Party gathering. Why should I care if some power-hungry, idiotic former beauty queen gives a speech to a bunch of ignorant bigots? Who cares if Palin mocked Obama for using a teleprompter while she READ her speech from a podium? Who cares that before her speech she actually wrote things on her hand like a middle-school student cheating on a quiz? She’s an idiot talking to a bunch of other idiots.
But then, while criticizing Obama, Palin said:
“How’s that hope-y, change-y stuff workin’ out for you?”
Come on! That’s a bitchy thing to say. Seriously.
“Hey, how’s that positive thinking working out for you?”
This country is messed up. It’s not Obama’s fault. He inherited it from the previous president. He’s trying to make some positive changes to fix things, and now he’s getting shit from someone who is all about helping herself.
It’s like she walked up to an overweight person who is on a diet and said, “Hey, how’s that diet working out for you? I know you are trying to make positive changes in your life, but obviously it’s not happening fast enough because you are still fat. Oh, and fuck you!”
And that’s why I think she’s a bitch. She stood up in front of a crowd and said, “How’s that hope-y, change-y stuff workin’ out for you?” Meanwhile, she didn’t offer any solutions of her own. She doesn’t give a shit about this country, and it makes me sad that there are people out there who think she does.