The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Pimp my vag


Yeah, so, apparently women are getting vajazzled now.

Yes, women, adult women, are bedazzling their vaginas.

Seriously. We’re doing this now? The shaving, trimming and/or waxing isn’t enough? We need to pimp out our vags?

Let’s establish this fact right now: Any woman that says she is going through putting rhinestones on her clitoris for herself is a liar. “I like the way it looks, and it makes me feel good about my privates.” Also, if you use the word “privates,” you have issues.

Let’s assume a woman is doing this because she thinks a man would like it. I don’t think a man would like this. Do guys like this? Aren’t guys just happy to get regular, old-fashioned vagina? This is the equivalent of serving pizza on fine china. Pizza is perfect the way it is, you don’t need to fancy it up.


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

8 thoughts on “Pimp my vag

  1. Bring back the pubes!

  2. mmm, i love pizza!

  3. Pizza on vag, please.

  4. This story makes me want to watch Superbad again and fast forward to the part about the Vag-tastic Voyage.

    I am very lazy with my personal grooming, obviously.

  5. so…how does it all stay in place? they’re just glueing those crystal suckers on, right? does it show through the panties they way a nipple piercing is hard to cover up unless you’re wearing a padded bra? just wondering…

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