The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Take a vow

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Yeah, so, I’ve been working on my wedding vows. Tell me what you think:

“My beloved David, I’m 39 years old with crushing credit card debt and only one real boob. Please don’t leave me!”

Too mushy?

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

4 thoughts on “Take a vow

  1. Well, you are off to a fine start … might lose the credit card debt part as it could be a deal breaker.

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  3. I winced then laughed aloud. You win. You both win!

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