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‘The Biggest Loser’ and other rejected names for Sarah Palin’s new TV show

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Yeah, so, I was just thinking … it’s too bad that the name “The Biggest Loser” is already taken, because it would be the perfect title for Sarah Palin’s new reality show.

I’ve got a few other suggestions for her. How about “The Quitter” or “The Liar”? Or maybe she would like to host a game show called “Who Wants to Destroy America”? Maybe she should consider taking over “The Tonight Show” or joining those other nitwits on “The View.” She would be excellent in David E. Kelley’s new legal drama “Death Panels.” And I’m sure the fine folks at Fox have debated creating an animated show about her for their Sunday night “Animation Domination” lineup. With three shows in that lineup, I’m sure Seth MacFarlane can squeeze in one more.

And, by the way, how long until she’s a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars”? I’m guessing that it will be right after her failed attempt to run for president in 2012.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

2 thoughts on “‘The Biggest Loser’ and other rejected names for Sarah Palin’s new TV show

  1. “Northern Eroder”
    “Little Brain, Big Planet”
    “Real Housewives of Alaska”
    “How Not to Care”
    “CSI Moose Hunter”
    “Deadliest Snatch”

  2. I wouldn’t worry. Even if the show is picked up for 12 episodes, she’ll only last for six before she quits and moves on to her next career.

    Really, she has no staying power:

    http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2010/03/24/sarah_palin_many_jobs_pictures/slideshow.html

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