Yeah, so, we woke up to a stranger in our room watching us sleep.
There was a nasty, creepy spider in our bedroom this morning. The second I saw it, I rolled out of bed and left the room, “Ewwwww, David kill it!” By the way, that’s the same thing I said when I saw “Spider-Man 3.”
We are not one of those “let’s usher the spider outside” household. We are a “stupid spider, you go squish now” household. When I lived alone, Homer and I worked together to kill spiders. I would smack it repeatedly with a broom, standing as far away from it as I could, and then Homer run over to it and eat it. That’s teamwork, people!
So anyway, David is our spider warrior now. He killed the spider, and I imagine it looked something like this:
Of course, in reality, it looked like this: