Yeah, so, some of the women in my office have no idea how to properly use a restroom.
I wish I was joking. Apparently, there are grown women who don’t know how to behave in a public restroom. It’s the only explanation. On a daily basis I walk into our office’s ladies restroom to two stalls with unflushed toilets and/or piss on the seats.
Seriously, ladies, using the restroom isn’t that difficult. You don’t need a college degree. You go into the stall. You put a paper toilet seat cover down on the bowl. You sit down. You do your business. You wipe. You put the toilet paper and the toilet seat cover in the bowl. You flush. You make sure it flushes. You walk out of the stall to the sink. You wash your hands. You dry your hands. You exit the restroom. Ta-dah! It’s so easy, a child can do it!
Apparently, some women in this office go into the stall, piss all over the toilet seat and then run out of the restroom without a care in the world. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume they don’t wash their hands. If you make a mess, clean it up. It’s called “common courtesy.” You should try it sometime.
Also, along with the dimwits who can’t seem figure out how to use a toilet, some of my coworkers like to use and/or hang out in the restroom while they talk on their cell phones.
First of all, ewww. I don’t want to talk to anyone while they are using the restroom. Second, I don’t want to talk to someone who is hanging out in a restroom.
At first I used to just turn around and leave the restroom when someone was in there talking on their cell phone. But now, fuck that! I just go about my business. Sorry but your caller is going to listen to me pee. If you don’t like it, then I suggest you not talk on your cell phone in the restroom like a normal person.