Yeah, so, I have fuzzy dice hanging from my rear-view mirror in my Saturn.
Why? I bought them a long time ago, because I thought it was funny to have fuzzy dice in a Saturn. Also, they helped me recognize which car was mine in a parking lot, because I think all cars look the same.
So anyway, this morning I was driving to work, and while I was stopped at red light a bus pulled up next to me. The driver started opening and closing the door. Reluctantly, I looked over, and he motioned for me to roll down my window. I prepared myself for the usual “Hey Red, check this out” or “Your brake light is out.”
Bus driver: “Hey, you know what they say about girls with fuzzy dice in their cars?”
Bus driver: “All of your fantasies are not being fulfilled.”
Me: “They’re not?”
Bus driver: “That’s what it means.”
Me: “Then I better take these down, because I’m all good.”
Bus driver: “You’re gonna take them down?”
Me: “I guess I have to, don’t I? I don’t want to mislead anyone.”
I didn’t really take them down, of course, but I am thinking about replacing them with these …
I believe these dice say that all my fantasies are being fulfilled, and they involve role playing games.