Yeah, so, apparently director James Cameron has been called in to discuss solutions to the BP oil spill.
I’m not sure how a bad script and special effects can help, but what do I know about oil spills?
Have they contacted Kevin Costner yet? He was in “Waterworld,” and he’s got those gills. Surely, he can help. Or what about director Michael Bay? He directed “Pearl Harbor” so he knows all about disasters.