The Sonia Show

Writer. Podcaster. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Happy Father’s Day?

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Yeah, so, last year around Father’s Day David and I had this nice exchange with a homeless man in SoMa.

Homeless man: “You are a nice lookin’ couple. Really nice. Happy Father’s Day to you, guy, if you are a father.”

David: “Thanks, but she’s barren. She’s broken! Her uterus is as dry as the desert.”

Me: “It’s true! [pretending the sob] Thanks for bringing it up!”

My man says the sweetest things.


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/podcaster/mother/goober in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, go on adventures with my mighty, mighty good man David and my awesome autistic son, Calvin, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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