Yeah, so, last year around Father’s Day David and I had this nice exchange with a homeless man in SoMa.
Homeless man: “You are a nice lookin’ couple. Really nice. Happy Father’s Day to you, guy, if you are a father.”
David: “Thanks, but she’s barren. She’s broken! Her uterus is as dry as the desert.”
Me: “It’s true! [pretending the sob] Thanks for bringing it up!”
My man says the sweetest things.