Yeah, so, a friend of mine is on an online dating site. Today, she received her matches, and the following conversation ensued:
My friend: “OKCupid sent me my three latest matches, and the top one is named Analsexmaster.”
Me: “I hope you are not going to message him. That is definitely someone you don’t take home to mother.”
My friend: “I’m wondering if it’s some kind of joke. It’s hard to imagine someone would actually choose that name. Also, it doesn’t seem that hard to master.”
Me: “Nice choice of name. Chicks are all about anal. Clearly, he’s looking for a serious, long-term relationship.”
My friend: “I hate dating guys who haven’t mastered anal sex. It’s like dating someone who hasn’t learned to ride a two-wheeler, or someone who hasn’t mastered their right from left.
Anal sex mastery is really one of the fundamentals of dating: Pay on the first date, ask open-ended questions, master anal sex.”
Me: “It’s really just polite.”