Yeah, so, I’m flying to Ann Arbor tomorrow for good buddies Katie and Nathan’s wedding. Yes, it’s OK to be jealous.
I have never been to the Midwest. Hell, I really haven’t been anywhere. Hawaii, Las Vegas, Vancouver, Disneyland … that’s about it. Oh, and I’ve been to Oakley, which practically another country in that there was a language barrier. It was difficult to learn their customs, but I managed. [If you want to keep track of me during my travels or you want to stalk me, you can follow me on The Twitter.]
So anyway, we are flying out of SFO really early in the morning. And let me just say this right now: If the flight is showing “Twilight: Eclipse” or “The Last Airbender” I’m going to take down the plane. Just sayin’.
OK, maybe that’s a little drastic. Seriously, though, I will call Homeland Security if someone tries to bring those bombs on the plane. Safety first, people.