Yeah, so, I am addicted to lip gloss.
I’m completely incapable of walking into a Rite Aid, CVS Pharmacy, Target or just about any store without purchasing some form of lip gloss. I’m pretty sure I bought lip gloss at a PetSmart once. If I totaled up all the money I’ve spent on lip gloss throughout the years I could pay off my student loan (like that will ever happen).
I know, right? Apparently, I have the cosmetic taste of a 10-year old girl. I might as well get one of those Cabooble make-up kits, dab on some Love’s Baby Soft and call it a day. I’m kinda embarrassed when I buy it. When I go to the register to pay, I hide the Dr. Pepper Lipsmacker under other items such as adult diapers and Monistat 7.
I’m sorry, but I love Dr. Pepper Lipsmacker. It’s moisturizing with just a hint of color. I’ve been using it since college. I go into stores and buy fancier (it’s for actual grownups) lip gloss, but I always go back to the Dr. Pepper Lipsmacker.
I don’t even drink Dr. Pepper. I need to find a nice Cabernet Sauvignon Lipsmacker or a Guinness Lipsmacker.