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ABC should make Bristol Palin the next ‘Bachelorette’

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Yeah, so, I think ABC should make Bristol Palin the next “Bachelorette.”

You’re welcome, ABC, for the programming idea.

If ABC doesn’t want to do that, then maybe NBC would like to make her the new host of “The Tonight Show.” I’m sure Bravo would like to make her a Real Housewife of Something.

Rumor has it that Bristol’s 16-year-old sister Willow (when she is not posting gay slurs on Facebook) is reportedly doing sinful things with her 18-year-old boyfriend and now may be eligible to star on MTV’s “16 & Pregnant.” Who can blame her? She just wants to be famous like her big sister. The Palins are the new Kardashians.

Speaking of conservative nutjobs, I just noticed today that some crazy Glenn Beck fan put my Twitter account on two of his lists. The first one is called, “Mental Health in Question.” Fair enough. The second one (and this is my favorite) is “Gay Hate Mongers of Glenn Beck.” The people on this list “transfer self gay hate to Glenn Beck.”

This is funny for two reasons: I’m married to the dreamiest man on the planet and I love to have sex with him, which I’m pretty sure makes me not gay. Second, Glenn Beck and most of his worshippers are most likely self hating gays.

Oh, by the way, “Idiocracy” is actually happening, people.


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/podcaster/mother/goober in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, go on adventures with my mighty, mighty good man David and my awesome autistic son, Calvin, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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