Yeah, so, this is me after watching five seconds of one of the “Star Wars” prequels during the Spike TV “Star Wars” marathon.
I think it was “Attack of the Clones.” I couldn’t tell. All those prequels look alike to me. I don’t know why I even bothered. I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to all of sudden like the prequels.
Let’s do the math: Ewoks > Jar Jar Binks.
And I hate George Lucas a little for making me think the Ewoks aren’t that bad.