Yeah, so, office buddy Paul just called me into his office for no other reason than to trick me into listening to a Kenny G Christmas song.
Me: “Why would you do that to me, Paul? I thought we were friends.”
Paul: “You’re welcome.”
Now, if you will excuse me, I’m going to HR to complain about the inappropriate music my coworker made me listen to. He will not get away with this assault on my eardrums.
Oh, I will have my revenge! This is in his inbox right now …