Yeah, so, can someone please explain this look to me?
I don’t get it. I’m not a fan.
I see this look a lot with guys who are also rockin’ a coral necklace or some sort of man blouse. It makes you look like an idiot. There. I said it. Take the sunglasses off if you don’t need them to actually keep the sun out of your eyes. Put them in your jacket or a pocket or something. If someone can seriously justify this look to me, I’d love to hear it.
A few years ago, a cousin of mine was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head at a wedding … in a church. I don’t give a crap about church, as you know, but still … I just wanted to slap those glasses off his head: “Everyone is dressed up here. Have some respect, you jackass.”
Saturday night, mighty, mighty good man David and I came home from dinner and a movie. (Dinner was at Dosa, which was awesome, and the movie was “True Grit,” which was also awesome. Western + Coen Brothers + Jeff Bridges = Win!) It was late, almost 1 a.m. One of our neighbors was throwing some big bash. I could hear the Rihanna music before I even got out of the car. As we walked into our building, three douchey guys came stumbling out and into a cab.
Of course, one of the guys was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. We don’t see a lot of that in the Dogpatch.
“He’s wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head,” I said, probably too loud. “What a fuckin’ douche. It’s after midnight. It’s been dark for a while.”
“It’s gettin’ all Marina up in here,” David replied.
The next morning, all that was left of the party was a pile of puke and broken Stella bottle on the sidewalk. Classy!