The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Free Lunch Fail! [Update]

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Yeah, so, it turns out I didn’t talk my way out of a free lunch.

The powers that be sent out an email this morning saying that we were getting a free lunch today. Place your orders by 11; food to be delivered by noon. Perfect, right?

Well, at 12:30 we are told that they are ordering the food now. You can’t mess with people like that! You don’t say lunch is coming at noon and then order the food at 12:30. Mean! It makes for a hostile work environment.

By 1:30 the food finally arrived. I immediately took my little boxed lunch from Asqew into my cube and proceeded to devour it like an animal. No joke. I think I growled at someone who walked by because they got too close.

I’m so happy that my cube has walls so that no one could see me. It was probably a horrifying and gross sight. No doubt it would involve a trip to HR for me … again.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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