Yeah, so, it turns out I didn’t talk my way out of a free lunch.
The powers that be sent out an email this morning saying that we were getting a free lunch today. Place your orders by 11; food to be delivered by noon. Perfect, right?
Well, at 12:30 we are told that they are ordering the food now. You can’t mess with people like that! You don’t say lunch is coming at noon and then order the food at 12:30. Mean! It makes for a hostile work environment.
By 1:30 the food finally arrived. I immediately took my little boxed lunch from Asqew into my cube and proceeded to devour it like an animal. No joke. I think I growled at someone who walked by because they got too close.
I’m so happy that my cube has walls so that no one could see me. It was probably a horrifying and gross sight. No doubt it would involve a trip to HR for me … again.