The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Someone should notify Child Protective Services now

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Yeah, so, approximately one hour after finding out that I’m pregnant, good buddy DH was already worried about us finding proper childcare.

Me: “Do I really need to worry about that right now? I’m really nauseous. Let me deal with the nausea, then I will deal with the spawn’s education.”
DH: “No! You have to start thinking about it now!”
Me: “I will just keep the baby in the car while I work.”
DH: “Right.”
Me: “Don’t worry. I will roll up the windows so no one can steal the baby.”
DH: “This is serious, Sonia.”
Me: “I’ll just keep the baby in the dog’s crate.”
DH: [sighs]
Me: “Come on. If it was good enough for the dog it’s good enough for the baby.”
DH: “OK, I can see that you don’t want to talk about this right now.”

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

One thought on “Someone should notify Child Protective Services now

  1. I was wondering how she was handling the situation. 🙂

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