Yeah, so, between Michael Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown and Mel Gibson, domestic violence is the new black for 2011. Damn that domestic violence, it’s so hot right now.
I explore this theory and more in this week’s Dork Side. You know, in last week’s column I was all happiness and rainbows. This week, not so much. I think the rainy, cold weather in San Francisco is starting to take its toll on me. Also, I’m tired of these douchey famous people beating up women and getting a free pass. It pisses me off. I wish this state would recognize a marriage between Charlie Sheen and Chris Brown, so they could just beat the shit out of each other.