Yeah, so, I come out as knocked up in this week’s Dork Side.
I blame the whole pregnancy thing on “Teen Mom,” because, damn, they make it all look so glamorous! I started hoarding, too, because “Buried Alive” makes it looks like so much fun.
So anyway, of course, being impregnated has not made me soft. I say bitchy things about Glenn Beck, Chris Brown, that big ol’ tool Andy Cohen and the Grammys.