The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Trump the chump


Yeah, so, I don’t think Donald Trump is really going to run for president. I think he’s just promoting “Celebrity Apprentice,” and he loves the attention.

I mocked Trump’s alleged presidential bid in this week’s Dork Side, which has upset Trump’s biggest fans. It’s the usual lot of mouth-breathing dopes, who think Obama is Muslim, the rich want to help the poor and the liberals want to raise taxes on the working class, etc. They also think Donald Trump, a man who has filed for bankruptcy on four separate occasions, is some sort of financial genius.

They have been threatening my life in the comments section. One of these intellectuals suggested that I should be a human shield in Libya, and other said, “SONIA MANSFIELD is just trying to cover up her mistake for voting for B.O. and is unappologetic for her outward racism, sexism, and plain hatred for white American men.” Never mind that I married a white American man, and I’m carrying his baby. I’m sure it’s all just part of my plan to undermine white America men.

So, yeah, if you need a good laugh or a good cry, I encourage you to read the comment section of this week’s column.


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/podcaster/mother/goober in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, go on adventures with my mighty, mighty good man David and my awesome autistic son, Calvin, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

2 thoughts on “Trump the chump

  1. I actually got called a twat this week (by a stranger no less, not even one of my friends who always calls me a twat). It was like, my proudest moment ever.

    • Back when I was a TV critic, I got a handwritten letter saying that I should be locked up for the sake of the children. I used to have it taped up in my cube, and I have seriously debated getting it framed for my home. I think it would look great in the baby’s room.

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