The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry

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Yeah, so, I’m a violent person.

OK, not really, but friends and I have been making a lot of jokes that I’m pregnant, angry and violent.

Last week, my office buddy Paul broke his glasses. Since then he has been walking around with tape on his glasses. Finally, yesterday our boss noticed.

Boss: “Sonia, why did you punch Paul in the face?”

Me: “Why wouldn’t I punch him in the face? Look at him.”

Totally appropriate thing to say to your boss, right?

Today, someone smashed one of our office windows. It’s cracked, and it’s crackling, and it’s going to fall apart any second. Of course, I immediately ran out there and snapped a photo.

I tweeted it, and I sent it to David. He responded, “Why did you do that?”

Me: Because I’m so angry!

Actually, I think I’ve been pretty OK mood wise. I’m not out-of-control, raging at people.

Sure, someone in the office suggested I was acting grouchy toward him because of the pregnancy, but I let him know that I was acting grouchy toward him because he was incompetent and it’s frustrating.

In other words, I haven’t been bitchier than usual.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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