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Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Open letter to Destination Maternity

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Yeah, so, I have written a little letter to Destination Maternity:

Dear Destination Maternity,

When I order something on a Friday morning and click the box for two-day delivery, I expect my order to arrive on Monday; not end of day Wednesday.

I would unleash a crazy amount of pregnant-lady anger toward you except that in a few months I will no longer need to visit your site. Also, I really should stop buying maternity clothes. That shit is expensive, and I’m only going to wear it for a few months. Nice racket, you maternity clothing companies have going, by the way.

My point is … I know I have used You, Destination Maternity, are no


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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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