Yeah, so, one year ago today I got hitched to a mighty, mighty good man.
A lot of guys don’t dream about marrying a 39-year-old woman with only one real boob, an unhealthy obsession with her DVR, a cringe-inducing sense of humor and a lousy credit score, yet for some reason David still asked me to marry him.
I’m so thankful he did. Marrying David was the best thing that ever happened to me, and every day I’m grateful to be married to him. He is the best husband a wife could ever ask for, and soon he’s going to be the best father that a spawn could ever ask for. Seriously, this little spawn is going to be stoked when he (or she) meets his dad. I know I was stoked when I first met him.
I’m so goddamn lucky! LUCKY, I tell ya!
Thank you, David, for marrying me.