The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Hey dude, thanks for marrying me. I appreciate it.


Yeah, so, one year ago today I got hitched to a mighty, mighty good man.

A lot of guys don’t dream about marrying a 39-year-old woman with only one real boob, an unhealthy obsession with her DVR, a cringe-inducing sense of humor and a lousy credit score, yet for some reason David still asked me to marry him.

I’m so thankful he did. Marrying David was the best thing that ever happened to me, and every day I’m grateful to be married to him. He is the best husband a wife could ever ask for, and soon he’s going to be the best father that a spawn could ever ask for. Seriously, this little spawn is going to be stoked when he (or she) meets his dad. I know I was stoked when I first met him.

I’m so goddamn lucky! LUCKY, I tell ya!

Thank you, David, for marrying me.


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

5 thoughts on “Hey dude, thanks for marrying me. I appreciate it.

  1. Happy 1st anniversity!!! We love you both!!!!! Mom and Dad

  2. Thank you for marrying me. I am very lucky.

  3. So happy for the two of you! Happy Anniversary!

  4. I’m tired of you making me cry. Knock it off! Happy Anniversary. I love you both so much.

  5. Beautiful dress-beautiful kiss- you are very lucky!

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