The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Rejected lyrics for Cee Lo’s ‘Fuck You’

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Yeah, so, here are some rejected lyrics for Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You.”

Why?

Because it’s fun, that’s why!

I see you drivin’ round town with the girl I love and I’m like …

  • “Gas is really expensive. You guys should walk, ride your bikes or take public transportation.”
  • “You guys should be wearing seat belts.”
  • “Ha ha. The joke is on you. She’s got gonorrhea.”
  • “I hope you guys are very happy together. I totally wish you the best.”
  • “Hey, that’s my car! That bitch stole my car!”
  • “I regret dumping her because she has cankles. That was superficial of me and wrong.”
  • “Is that the new Prius? Nice!”
  • “I’m going to write a passive-aggressive Facebook status about this.”
  • “You are really good looking. I can’t compete with you.”
  • “She’s a man, baby!

[This post was inspired by good buddy Roger’s Facebook status: I see you drivin’ round town with the girl I love and I’m like: “I know where you both live.”]

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

3 thoughts on “Rejected lyrics for Cee Lo’s ‘Fuck You’

  1. I see you driving
    round town with the girl I love
    and I’m like, haiku.

  2. This is absolutely my favorite blog post ever! In the spirit of things…
    I see you driving ’round town with the girl I love, and I’m like, “How’d you boost that mannequin from TJ Maxx?”

  3. I see you driving ’round town with the girl I love, and I’m like, “Excuse me, sir. Did you know that this is a school zone and your registration is expired?”

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