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20 songs for Michele Bachmann’s presidential campaign

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Yeah, so, it saddens me that the only women considering running for president are dum dums such as Bachmann and Sarah Palin.

I’ve made my feelings about Sarah Palin very clear here. She doesn’t give a shit about this country. She just wants to be famous.

"Vote for me, America! I'm 'Crazy for You.'"

I have mixed feelings about Michele Bachmann.

Part of me would love for her to win the Republican nomination because she is so fuckin’ batshit insane that Obama would kick her ass in the general election. But another part of me is horrified that enough people would vote for her to win the nomination.

Earlier this week, that nutcase officially through her crazy hat in the ring for the 2012 presidential race to the tune of Tom Petty’s “American Girl.” Well, Tom Petty, being of sound mind, sent off a cease and desist letter to her campaign forbidding her from using his song.

Of course, there are plenty of other songs that would be perfect for Michele Bachmann’s campaign. Here’s a quick list:

  • “Crazy for You” by Madonna
  • “Dude Looks Like A Lady” by Aerosmith
  • “Love the Way You Lie” by Eminem (submitted by good buddy Kate)
  • “Dumb Girl” by Run DMC
  • “Shit List” by L7
  • “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks
  • “Don’t Know Nothing” by Maroon 5
  • “Super Freak” by Rick James (submitted by good buddy Corso)
  • “Insane in the Membrane” by Cypress Hill
  • “Fuck You” by Cee-Lo (submitted by good buddy Kate)
  • “Womanizer” by Britney Spears
  • “Lies, Lies, Lies” by The Thompson Twins
  • “Trapped in the Closet” by R. Kelly (Actually, this one is for Bachmann’s husband)
  • “Stupid Girl” by Garbage
  • “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” by REM
  • “Lyin’ Eyes” by The Eagles
  • “Never Gonna Happen” by Lily Allen
  • “American Idiot” by Green Day
  • “Dum Dum Girl” by Talk Talk (submitted by mighty, mighty good man David)
  • “Shut Up” by the Black Eyed Peas
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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

2 thoughts on “20 songs for Michele Bachmann’s presidential campaign

  1. All hail to Astroturf TeaBparty Queen (ATQ), Michele Bachmann. Isn’t she the one that who rails against the Federal Government while every year she benefits from Federal Medical Clinic Payments, Federal farm subsidies, and adopts kids to work them on same farm. Oh yeah she is also a self-proclaimed historian on the US Founding Fathers and US history. The sad truth she will lie to get her way, what honor is there in that? But if you manipulate our US history and double down when you are found out, well don’t go crying to Fake News when you lose. Kind of like the Former half-term Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (Most recent quitter of her Bus Tour to restore America). We remember what happen when after “W” manipulate Florida (w/ the help of brother Jebb) to win the presidency and his failure to win any of the two wars he started that devastated our treasury and ruined our economy for the next 50 years. If the GOP thinks that Michele Bachmann is the answer, good luck with that. After her “John Wayne” mishap and Tom Petty, calling her a thief, well you know, same old Bachmann, you have a winner GOP.

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