The Sonia Show

Writer. Podcaster. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Office space


Yeah, so, this afternoon I went to visit my sister at her new gig and grab some lunch.

She is the property manager for a huge, fancy office building in Oakland. She has a sixth floor office with a view of Lake Merritt. Everything is all clean and nice.

Meanwhile, I work in a cube with a view of my coworker Paul, who has hung up a drawing of me looking like a grumpy bitch. When I leave our building I have to make sure I don’t breathe in too deeply because there is a constant swarm of flies buzzing around our front door and I don’t want to accidentally swallow one.

Also, there is some sort of waste management facility nearby, so when I walk to my car I get to enjoy this really wonderful smell.

And I believe someone took my stapler.

Have a good weekend, folks!


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/podcaster/mother/goober in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, go on adventures with my mighty, mighty good man David and my awesome autistic son, Calvin, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

2 thoughts on “Office space

  1. Most people don’t know that staplers actually DO have legs.

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