The Sonia Show

Writer. Podcaster. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

I’ve got child care all figured out

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Yeah, so, a lot of people ask me what we’re going to be doing about child care for the spawn.

Child care is expensive and finding a good one can be tough. Luckily, I have it all figured out.

Right next to my office is Happy Hounds. I’ll just dress up the spawn every day and drop him off. It will be great. They will housebreak our son, and he will learn another language. Sure, the language is canine, but I’m pretty dogs will be running the world when he grows up, so really, he’s getting a head start.

I’m sure there is absolutely nothing wrong with this plan. It will totally work.


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/podcaster/mother/goober in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, go on adventures with my mighty, mighty good man David and my awesome autistic son, Calvin, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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