Yeah, so, a lot of people ask me what we’re going to be doing about child care for the spawn.
Child care is expensive and finding a good one can be tough. Luckily, I have it all figured out.
Right next to my office is Happy Hounds. I’ll just dress up the spawn every day and drop him off. It will be great. They will housebreak our son, and he will learn another language. Sure, the language is canine, but I’m pretty dogs will be running the world when he grows up, so really, he’s getting a head start.
I’m sure there is absolutely nothing wrong with this plan. It will totally work.