Yeah, so, I know I’m a geek, and apparently some folks have noticed because I’m nominated for my very first blogging award by SF Weekly: Sexiest Geek.
I know, right?!
I know I’m a geek, but “sexiest” geek? My big, fat pregnant ass is truly honored! I don’t expect to win. Hell, I didn’t even know I was being nominated, but I am so happy to be on the list. It makes me feel special or something. You know those assholes who say, “It’s an honor just to be nominated.” I’m one of those assholes. Of course, winning would be awesome.
The only way I could be happier about this is to actually win, go the event on Sept. 9 to get my award, and then go into labor on stage. If you want to see that happen (and who doesn’t?), then you need to vote for me. The “Sexiest Geek” category is #34 on the list, and you can probably vote multiple times … you know, if you wanted to.
And thank you, thank you, thank you to my tens of readers and the fine folks who nominated me. This makes me want to be sexier and geekier for you.
I can’t believe I’m nominated in the same category as the co-founder of Twitter and an awesome sex and technology columnist. That’s so frakkin’ cool. Frakkin? Someone should beat me up and take my lunch money.
By the way, while I wrote this post, I was wearing my Slave Leia costume from “Return of the Jedi.” Oh, and I’m 8 1/2 months pregnant. So sexy! So geeky! So pregnant!