Yeah, so, I saw a photo of a very-pregnant Alyssa Milano on a gossip site yesterday. She had actually given birth to a son that morning.
All of the comments on the photo were of “Gross” and “Holy cankles, Batman” and “She’s so fat” variety.
We’re supposed to be thin when we’re nine months pregnant now? We can’t have big pregnant bellies and swollen limbs when we are pregnant?
Oh well, ladies, we had a good run, but it looks like men have figured us out. You got us! We can carry a baby for 40 weeks in our uterus and not gain weight. We just use it as an excuse to eat whatever we want, get fat and be lazy. Ha ha! We tricked you for thousands of years. Gotcha!
By the way, I’m sure all the commenters on that post are not fat at all, and they totally have girlfriends, m’kay. She just lives in Canada. That’s all.
Also, I think Alyssa Milano looks great.