The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

OMG! That pregnant lady put on weight! Get her!

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Yeah, so, I saw a photo of a very-pregnant Alyssa Milano on a gossip site yesterday. She had actually given birth to a son that morning.

All of the comments on the photo were of “Gross” and “Holy cankles, Batman” and “She’s so fat” variety.

Really?! REALLY?!

We’re supposed to be thin when we’re nine months pregnant now? We can’t have big pregnant bellies and swollen limbs when we are pregnant?

Oh well, ladies, we had a good run, but it looks like men have figured us out. You got us! We can carry a baby for 40 weeks in our uterus and not gain weight. We just use it as an excuse to eat whatever we want, get fat and be lazy. Ha ha! We tricked you for thousands of years. Gotcha!

By the way, I’m sure all the commenters on that post are not fat at all, and they totally have girlfriends, m’kay. She just lives in Canada. That’s all.

Also, I think Alyssa Milano looks great.

 

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

3 thoughts on “OMG! That pregnant lady put on weight! Get her!

  1. My legs already look like that at 6 months!

  2. My legs look lik that every day, and I am not even pregnant. No joke.

  3. The second the pregnancy test said positive, my legs and arms ballooned up. Pregnancy is awesome like that.

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