Yeah, so, you want to know what it is like to have a baby?
The Spawn doesn’t give a shit. He doesn’t care about your problems. You need to make his bottle right now or he will cry!
Ewww, The Spawn drinks formula. How nasty is that?
Look at The Spawn. He is sooo sleepy, but he will totally fight it until he is red and angry. What a crazy fuck!
Oh, you’re watching “Parks & Recreation.” Spawn doesn’t care. You need to change his diaper right now, stupid!