The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Babies are just like the honey badger

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Yeah, so, you want to know what it is like to have a baby?

The Spawn doesn’t give a shit. He doesn’t care about your problems. You need to make his bottle right now or he will cry!

Ewww, The Spawn drinks formula. How nasty is that?

Look at The Spawn. He is sooo sleepy, but he will totally fight it until he is red and angry. What a crazy fuck!

Oh, you’re watching “Parks & Recreation.” Spawn doesn’t care. You need to change his diaper right now, stupid!

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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