Yeah, so, I’m writing a lot about Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian these days.
When I was writing the Scoop five years ago it was all about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Whatever happened to them anyway?
My goal is to try to write at least one Scoop for the San Francisco Examiner that doesn’t feature those two idiots. So far, I have failed, because that professional train wreck Lohan shows up in today’s edition, and both of the dopes show up in tomorrow’s Scoop.
Hey, at least she’s not the main item. The lead item is about Robert Pattinson. What a tool. Sorry “Twilight” fans. I don’t understand your fascination with this series. I feel like “Twilight” is for people who thought “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” was too hard to understand.
So anyway, click here to read all the gossip about the celebrities you don’t like.