The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Scoop: ‘Twilight,’ Lohan and creepy Brett Ratner

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Yeah, so, I’m writing a lot about Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian these days.

When I was writing the Scoop five years ago it was all about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Whatever happened to them anyway?

My goal is to try to write at least one Scoop for the San Francisco Examiner that doesn’t feature those two idiots. So far, I have failed, because that professional train wreck Lohan shows up in today’s edition, and both of the dopes show up in tomorrow’s Scoop.

Hey, at least she’s not the main item. The lead item is about Robert Pattinson. What a tool. Sorry “Twilight” fans. I don’t understand your fascination with this series. I feel like “Twilight” is for people who thought “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” was too hard to understand.

So anyway, click here to read all the gossip about the celebrities you don’t like.

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

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