The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Scoop: Lindsay goes to jail for about a minute and other things


Yeah, so, I’m having a blast writing the Scoop. I basically sit on the couch, drink wine or coffee and think of ways to make fun of celebrities. I do that for free every day. At least this way I get a little cash for it.

I have no idea if readers hate it or love it. They don’t comment at all. I suspect that people are not reading The Examiner for the celebrity gossip. Well, until I hear otherwise, I’ll just assume that I’m doing a fabulous job and killin’ it every day.

Today’s Scoop includes Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Avril Lavigne. I’m proud to say that tomorrow’s Scoop is Lohan and Kardashian free. I consider this a major achievement.


Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/podcaster/mother/goober in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, go on adventures with my mighty, mighty good man David and my awesome autistic son, Calvin, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

2 thoughts on “Scoop: Lindsay goes to jail for about a minute and other things

  1. Every day in the newsroom it’s “OMG, Scoop is so funny today. OMG, we wish Sonia would stay on Scoop forever!” So eff the readers (AND EFF THEIR COMMENTS). We love it!

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