The Sonia Show

Writer. Mocker. Beer drinker. Old movie watcher. Mother. Goober.

Stop judging me, dead animals

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Yeah, so, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.

It doesn’t require you buy gifts for anyone. You just sit around, drink wine, talk shit and stuff yourself with delicious food. Sounds like heaven to me.

We have a lot to be thankful for in the Manstracy household. No one here has cancer anymore. We produced a healthy spawn, who is damn, damn, DAMN cute. Homer is all good. We’ve got a roof over our heads, cable TV and a refrigerator full of food. We’ve got it pretty good.

We’re heading out to my parents’ place for Thanksgiving. My mom will set up tables in The Man’s Ego Room, which is filled with mounted animals from all over the world. There’s nothing quite like eating turkey while a dead turkey on the wall watches you.

The Man has added at least 10 to 15 more animal heads since this photo was taken. No joke.

Happy Thanksgiving, folks!

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Author: The Sonia Show

I'm a writer/mocker/goober/mother in San Francisco who likes to drink beer, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, podcast, watch old movies, feed my unhealthy obsession with pop culture, kick breast cancer's ass, wear orange and root for the San Francisco Giants, participate in general jackass-ery, talk about TV, eavesdrop on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, and post personal things about myself on the web for all to read, which makes me some sort of literary exhibitionist.

6 thoughts on “Stop judging me, dead animals

  1. What’s with the trampoline…is that used by The Man when he bags another prey?

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