Yeah, so, my hair is everywhere.
One of the few perks of being knocked up – besides that most people are nice to you, and you can use it as an excuse to pretty much do whatever the hell you want – is you get really thick, luxurious hair.
Before I got pregnant I already had a lot of hair. While I was pregnant, my hair got incredibly thick. I would go to my hairdresser every two months as usual, and she would color my hair and then spend an amazing amount of time thinning my hair out so I could look like a normal person.
But since I evicted the Spawn from my uterus, my hair is going back to normal. In other words, I’m shedding like crazy. It’s like a wookie lives in this house. There is hair everywhere – even the dog is complaining. Wherever I go I leave a trail of hair. I’m like Pig Pen from “Peanuts” except instead of dirt it’s hair.